Clifton Private Hotel (Blackpool Magic Convention, UK)
£23 per night.
I had a good sized room with 2 double beds for me to pick from which was great. There was very little noise from outside my hotel and I wasn’t disturbed by housekeeping/dodgy hot water pipes in the morning. The room was grime free but I soon changed that with my stinky pants. The couple in charge were helpful and very pleasent. In the well kept bar area there was classic space invaders and a dartboard.
The bed was so soft you could have rolled it like a swiss roll and that screwed my back up. The shower/bathroom was so small I needed to lube up to squeeze out. My room was cleaned once in 4 days and I had to ask twice for new towels. Its one road away from The Ruskin which at 4am can take up to 20 minutes to stagger. You may be accosted by ‘Oi, Oi’ stag-do types on your walk back through an alley way short cut.
Score: 7.2 / 10